The Committee (2017/2018)
Harri Cooke Overlord of the Assassins, breaker and creator of chains, mother of all things husky related (and foxes…who doesn’t love foxes). - Bitch
To survive the uprising of the vice chair.
Favourite weapon: Poison lipstick.
Motto: 5/7 would kill again.
The SU however sees me as your chair which means I get involved with all things assassin related and help out your beloved committee anyway I can. I am also here if you want help or have any concerns with the society in general.
To survive the uprising of the vice chair.
Favourite weapon: Poison lipstick.
Motto: 5/7 would kill again.
The SU however sees me as your chair which means I get involved with all things assassin related and help out your beloved committee anyway I can. I am also here if you want help or have any concerns with the society in general.
Tom Senior (Vice) Emperor of the assassins, (assistant to) the breaker of chains and (surrogate) mother of dragons.
My job is to take over leadership when… I mean, if, our great glorious leader perishes in the line of duty.
Favourite weapon: My trusty throwing knife
Motto: You can’t kill me if you can’t catch me.
In all seriousness, my role as vice chair is to help the chair run the society. I help with the overall plan for the assassins, I assist with the larger events and can pick up the little jobs to help any other committee member as needed.
My job is to take over leadership when… I mean, if, our great glorious leader perishes in the line of duty.
Favourite weapon: My trusty throwing knife
Motto: You can’t kill me if you can’t catch me.
In all seriousness, my role as vice chair is to help the chair run the society. I help with the overall plan for the assassins, I assist with the larger events and can pick up the little jobs to help any other committee member as needed.
Francine Wiley - Treasurer AKA The Money counting human.
I was born with my heart on my sleeve, fire in my soul and a mouth I can't control. From the mean Geordie Mafia, I will send my guys round if you can't get my money to me. I am in charge of all of the money that comes in and out of the society.
I was born with my heart on my sleeve, fire in my soul and a mouth I can't control. From the mean Geordie Mafia, I will send my guys round if you can't get my money to me. I am in charge of all of the money that comes in and out of the society.
Jack Smith - Social Secretary AKA The Kid from Sixth Sense
Hello assassin's. I am your social sec, I set up all events with the help of the umpire. The plan for you is to have as much fun as possible and we give you the ability to hone in on all your assassination techniques.
My personal weapon of choice are my duel wield pistols (nerf)
Motto: I see dead people you can never hide.
If you have any questions about anything related to socials you can message me.
Anyway get out there get your murder game on and have fun.
Hello assassin's. I am your social sec, I set up all events with the help of the umpire. The plan for you is to have as much fun as possible and we give you the ability to hone in on all your assassination techniques.
My personal weapon of choice are my duel wield pistols (nerf)
Motto: I see dead people you can never hide.
If you have any questions about anything related to socials you can message me.
Anyway get out there get your murder game on and have fun.
Malachi (Chi) Shepstone - Umpire and Vice Social Secretary AKA The One with ever changing hair.
Helloooo assassins!!! Tis I, your umpire, your master of murder, your self-appointed Führer of fun. I am the one who will tells you every which weird way you murder your friends and acquaintances and revel in the bloodshed that I have wrought. But in all honestly as vice social sec and umpire I hope to become a friendly and well known face within our society and run fun and interesting games and socials that you’ll all enjoy and spin tales of for the weeks or even years that follow. Enjoy eviscerating each other.
Helloooo assassins!!! Tis I, your umpire, your master of murder, your self-appointed Führer of fun. I am the one who will tells you every which weird way you murder your friends and acquaintances and revel in the bloodshed that I have wrought. But in all honestly as vice social sec and umpire I hope to become a friendly and well known face within our society and run fun and interesting games and socials that you’ll all enjoy and spin tales of for the weeks or even years that follow. Enjoy eviscerating each other.
Joel Alexander-Mcquillan - Health and Safety Officer AKA The Murderer of Wotsits
Upon on a dark dark night, in a dark dark place during the dark dark time of the late 1890’s a a not so dark dark human was birthed. Hailing from the far shores Yorkshire, I Joel McQuillan am your insensible and rather despicable Health & Safety Officer. Hating everything from nearly all things not Northern to whatever you kids are calling hip or woke nowadays (I want nothing to do with all these grotesque fidget spinners and your dabbing). My divine given role? Simple make sure you don’t actually kill each other in a society designed to murder one another…...Wait, why does it feel my purpose here one big lie. magnas pecunias magna mulieribus magna amet.
Upon on a dark dark night, in a dark dark place during the dark dark time of the late 1890’s a a not so dark dark human was birthed. Hailing from the far shores Yorkshire, I Joel McQuillan am your insensible and rather despicable Health & Safety Officer. Hating everything from nearly all things not Northern to whatever you kids are calling hip or woke nowadays (I want nothing to do with all these grotesque fidget spinners and your dabbing). My divine given role? Simple make sure you don’t actually kill each other in a society designed to murder one another…...Wait, why does it feel my purpose here one big lie. magnas pecunias magna mulieribus magna amet.
Anna Watson - Secretary